Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Hater

Just saw a headline about fans offering Natalie Cole a new kidney. Pissed me off. Where's our f-ing kidney? I don't begrudge her long life and good health but I do begrudge a bunch of random people trying to be relevant to her because she's famous. I'd bet my right arm they can find someone who needs a kidney within a 5 mile radius of their house. I know I'm a hater but I'm just sayin, if you're anxious to unload a kidney on a stranger, our family is open and accepting donations. And for the benefit of the random passerby, which is rare here in the remix, before you wonder how I could be so haterific, and 'hey why don't you donate yours' comments, I did and wish I had another to give. So, about that kidney....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I've been sitting here, staring at you, staring at the computer, willing you to notice that I'm having some difficulty with this treat ball. It is cruel of you to expect me to manipulate this ball to extract this tiny treat without the aid of thumbs.